TEXTS FROM MY EXES
Rachel Van Dyken
Release Date: September 16
Available in Kindle Unlimited
“๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐…๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.”
Some people scrapbook.
I screenshot my exes’ texts.
What started as me venting my dating disasters online (creative outlet, don’t judge) has turned into a blog with actual followers—and the only thing keeping me in my dirt-cheap apartment. My grandmother-slash-landlord insists I “prove my creativity” to stay, so the blog lives on.
Except now my readers want a happy ending. With an ex.
Problem? None of my exes qualify.
So…I invent one. The perfect guy. The one that got away.
Rule #1: Never roast your exes online if they know how to read.
Rule #2: Definitely don’t make up a fake ex-boyfriend just to keep your rent low.
Rule #3: do not—under any circumstances—let your best friend discover the lie.
Because now he’s volunteered to become my fake perfect ex. And the more we fake it, the more I can’t tell if my readers are the only ones falling for the story.
Turns out, the biggest plot twist of all?
I might have been in love with him the whole time.
๐ ๐ญ๐ข๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ-๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต-๐ญ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฅ ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ-๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ด, ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ด๐ต๐ด, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต ๐ง๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ข๐ญ๐ธ๐ข๐บ๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ข ๐ง๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ.
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Oh my word was this book just what I needed.
I keep forgetting that RVD can write hilarious rom coms just as well as her mafia romances.
Texts from My Exes had me laughing hysterically nearly the entire way through. The banter between Ezra and Harper is funny, witty and pure rom com perfection.
Ezra and Harper are best friends who secretly have always had a thing for one another but never wanted to cross the line. So when Harper needs to do prove her creativity to save her Aunt's apartment, she pulls out all the guns and starts a TikTok serial about dating your ex's.
I love that RVD threw in a little bit of KPop referencing as Ezra is half Korean.
The nerdy referencing was on point and I just ate up all the teasing between the two characters.
Grandma Blue is a hilarious secondary character as well. The ever scheming octogenarian. OH! And we can't forget Harper's Dad, who is allergic to technology! OMG the family dinner scene had me crying I was laughing so hard.
So much comedic brilliance packed into this! I can't recommend it enough!
Texts from my Exes is a story filled with fun characters and banter!
Its an easy to read journey where Harper uploads her dates with her exes! They are outlandish ones too! Oh boy!
But its her best friend Ezra who takes the cake! Their friendship is what I liked most! Easy conversation albeit a bit out there but when you know someone so well, you intrinsically know all their quirks, right?
A fun story that will have your head spinning with ridiculousness and humour!
Meet Rachel Van Dyken:
Rachel Van Dyken is the #1 New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of over 100 books ranging from new adult romance to mafia romance to paranormal & fantasy romance. With over four million copies sold, she's been featured in Forbes, US Weekly, and USA Today. Her books have been translated in more than 15 countries. She was one of the first romance authors to have a Kindle in Motion book through Amazon publishing and continues to strive to be on the cutting edge of the reader experience. She keeps her home in the Pacific Northwest with her husband, adorable sons, naked cat, and two dogs.
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